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My name is Sylwia, but you can call me Mizu (it's because of my last name, not because I like water...).

I live in Poland. Warsaw, to be precise.
I love cute fluffy stuff and rock music.
I'm quite sporty. But only when the weather is nice.
I love travelling. I can be easily packed into a suitcase and taken with you to your country.
I'm keen on art. I draw and photograph.

I'm interested in many things, so there is a high chance that we have something in common!

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pordapod:

scifi-fantasy-horror:

Witching Hole by Gloom82

Ya, I dropped my damn keys in the vortex again. Can you get them for me?

pordapod:

scifi-fantasy-horror:

Witching Hole by Gloom82

Ya, I dropped my damn keys in the vortex again. Can you get them for me?

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nooreekim:

Today’s tinman draws was Anime!
I wasn’t very imaginative with this one -_-

nooreekim:

Today’s tinman draws was Anime!

I wasn’t very imaginative with this one -_-

Posted 19 hours ago with 3,184 notes
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cramp:

flirting online is easier because you dont feel awkward, or self-conscious and nobody can tell if you have a lisp, stutter or russian accent

Posted 19 hours ago with 9,513 notes
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perfectmadness:

(by stefanyalves)

perfectmadness:

(by stefanyalves)

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jesuschristvevo:

i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore

Posted 19 hours ago with 443,426 notes
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policecodeforzombieontheloose:

buzzfeedgeeky:

Gospels from the mouth of DanRad

"fuck that, I’m Harry Potter"

yes, the last one. well, he’s 100% right!

Posted 19 hours ago with 309,191 notes
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surprisebitch:

the dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling. 

the future is now

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oinkaloink:

'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus

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twilightprincess182:

i feel safe knowin members like this are workin in the FBI

twilightprincess182:

i feel safe knowin members like this are workin in the FBI

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"aw that sucks :("
me as a professional therapist  (via losergirlfriend)
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clientsfromhell:

Client: Why is my website green? You know that isn’t the color of my brand.

Me: I’m not sure what you mean. There’s no green anywhere on your site.

Client: Not on my website. The Website itself.

Me:

Client: On Google. When I search my company the website name is green. It has to be brown. Same goes for the blue link. That has to change as well.

Posted 19 hours ago with 889 notes
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perfectmadness:

(by Jovan Todorovic)

perfectmadness:

(by Jovan Todorovic)

Posted 19 hours ago with 22 notes
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My eye :)

My eye :)

Posted 19 hours ago with 3 notes

#blue #eyes #makeup #eye #bright

pordapod:

eataku:

Even if you don’t speak Japanese, this commercial for Nissin’s new instant curry rice is still one of the best things ever!

Via takmiyazawa

Dude, its even better when you don’t speak Japanese.

I’ve seen so many Japanese commercials in my life that I don’t even find this disturbing.