humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh
I love puns.
I love puns.
Despite his flaws, Voldemort really cares about Harry’s education.
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
this fucking kangaroo is more ripped than me and im PISSED
Happy International Women’s Day!
HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON
- wanton: sexually immodest or promiscuous
- wonton: a type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines
YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT
either way, things are sure gonna get
This guy wears yoga pants and hides his face, then confronts guys who look at his butt.
this is SO important
oh my gosh
i live for this. stupid damn straight dudes fine harassing him till they knew he was a dude holy shit
Some of them got so mad, oh my God, I’m not even sure why. Because they think he’s gay and they hate guys or because he made them look like total idiots? Or both? But it’s one of the few prankster videos I watched till the end, it’s golden.