Ya, I dropped my damn keys in the vortex again. Can you get them for me?
Today’s tinman draws was Anime!
I wasn’t very imaginative with this one -_-
flirting online is easier because you dont feel awkward, or self-conscious and nobody can tell if you have a lisp, stutter or russian accent
i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
Gospels from the mouth of DanRad
"fuck that, I’m Harry Potter"
yes, the last one. well, he’s 100% right!
the dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling.
the future is now
'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus
i feel safe knowin members like this are workin in the FBI
Client: Why is my website green? You know that isn’t the color of my brand.
Me: I’m not sure what you mean. There’s no green anywhere on your site.
Client: Not on my website. The Website itself.
Client: On Google. When I search my company the website name is green. It has to be brown. Same goes for the blue link. That has to change as well.
Even if you don’t speak Japanese, this commercial for Nissin’s new instant curry rice is still one of the best things ever!
Dude, its even better when you don’t speak Japanese.
I’ve seen so many Japanese commercials in my life that I don’t even find this disturbing.