Your own… personal… Jesus… umm I mean watermelon :D Come on, am I the only one who find PERSONAL WATERMELONS funny? It’s like a “pocket edition” of a dictionary - unless your pockets are connected to another dimension, there’s no way you can fit this inside.
And in case I planted an earworm: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1xrNaTO1bI
plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over
Mexican festival on the occasion of… the weekend. Loud, colorful and happy. #festival #fair #travel #usa #mexican #colorful #sanantonio #texas (at Market Square San Antonio)
this must be what tumblr looks like irl
this is exactly what tumblr looks like irl
*Deletes YT Channel, applies to Tumblr HQ*
FIVE YEARS HE WAITED FIVE YEARS
Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.
Repeat after me: I am a goddess. My spirit is towering, my soul is mighty, my breasts are magnificent and my shoes are super fucking cute.
seattle man. a local hero.