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My name is Sylwia, but you can call me Mizu (it's because of my last name, not because I like water...).

I live in Poland. Warsaw, to be precise.
I love cute fluffy stuff and rock music.
I'm quite sporty. But only when the weather is nice.
I love travelling. I can be easily packed into a suitcase and taken with you to your country.
I'm keen on art. I draw and photograph.

I'm interested in many things, so there is a high chance that we have something in common!

my photography
my art
my deviantArt

my favorite thing about Proto-Indo-European is that in all scholarly texts it is abbreviated as PIE

Posted 4 months ago with 379,201 notes

#languages #gender #grammar #polish



"fried egg" is in German "Spiegelei", which basically means "mirror egg".

Germans are weird…

We aren’t weird :D I mean what’s abouts hot dogs? O.o

Yes, you are weird. And if Americans think that a sausage in a bun looks like a dog AND it looks hot to them, then they are weird too. :D

Much more than an average foreign English learner and also much fewer than a native English speaker :c I only have to learn about 9,000 new words to have as vast vocabulary as an average native speaker… Only nine thousand to go, yay, let’s do itttttttt…

EDIT: Umm, alright, I took it for the second time (to see if they give you the same set of words each time) and now it’s 14,200 words that I seem to know. Hmm!

I’m kind of proud of myself, because even 6 months ago I couldn’t understand as much as I do now. Now I understand about, I dunno, 98% of the things that they say. So yay. One day it will be 100%! :D

Posted 1 year ago with 3 notes

#personal #movies #english #languages

Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen - Auf Deutsch! (by AlexiBexi)

Call Me Maybe in German. 


Hey I just met you

And this is crazy

But I’m the Fuhrer

So please die maybe

Posted 1 year ago with 242 notes

#yup #polish #languages #polski
Cats of the world :3
Mine is KOT! Pronounced like “caught”. :D

Cats of the world :3

Mine is KOT! Pronounced like “caught”. :D

Posted 1 year ago with 285 notes

#cats #world #kitties #cute #languages #countries #xm


The best thing about not having English as your first language is that you can always understand what English people are talking about but they won’t have any idea what you say if you talk in your native language it’s like a secret code language 

Yeah, supposing your native language is not some Spanish of French that everybody learns at school.

Nobody knows Polish, bwhahahaha :D

Posted 1 year ago with 27,181 notes

#true #polish #personal #languages #xm



In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”

I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.

in america we don’t say i love you 4ever we say i love you 5ever (dat means more then 4evr).

Posted 2 years ago with 461,512 notes

#xl #i miss you #lol #languages #5ever


I’m a professional translator, baby :D

English, Polish, German, Japanese. Hello! :)

Posted 2 years ago with 335,439 notes

#languages #yay
Zacny zakręt, milordzie.

Zacny zakręt, milordzie.

Posted 2 years ago with 22 notes

#curve #kwejk #languages #lol #polish #polski #zakręt #xm


So when I think in English I’m more rational? Huuuuh?



So when I think in English I’m more rational? Huuuuh?

Posted 2 years ago with 5,863 notes

#oh #languages

I am a genius. Instead of making a real effort to write a pointless essay, I’ll just translate the article about it in English Wikipedia into Polish, word by word! Isn’t it a great idea? <My translations from English to Polish are flawless, unlike when I try do do it the other way around.>