When I saw this post, I knew that I needed one of those burgers so tall they don’t fit in your mouth. And all those myfridgefood.com recipes made me crave ALL THE CHEESE. So I made a 240 gram (about half a pound) burger, stuffed it with avocado, covered with all the cheese and ate with cherry tomatoes. It was so perfect it didn’t even need any sauces.
Sometimes I’m afraid that after eating burgers like this I’ll wake up the next morning and suddenly know the words of the American pledge of allegiance (I’m Polish).
I finally got (=bought ofc) what I’ve been wanting for about 8 years
now - a graphic tablet! It’s only a Wacom Bamboo Pad - very basic but
enough for beginners, like me. This is my very first drawing made with
it - very makeshift and shaky of course (and disregarding most rules of
proportions and lighting - where’s the light source here? directly above
her head?), just to figure out how this works and to get a grasp of how
to do it, and it’s effin’ tough! I got better by the end about
controlling the stylus and the effects it produced. Yayayayay. As if I
didn’t have enough things to do in my free time, haha.
I’m so tired that today I came home, took off my shoes, then took off my socks and threw them into the toilet instead of the laundry hamper.
so my grandma bought some rabbit meat and I was supposed to cook it, so I was looking for recipes on the Internet. I found a recipe for rabbit with an orange, but it was underdeveloped and I had to research more, so I googled “orange rabbit” and the first result I got was “WHY IS MY RABBIT’S PEE ORANGE?”
I’m about to eat sushi from a supermarket.
Tell my fiancée I loved him
(he knows)
Now stepping into the void
I just found out that my natural hair color is “brond” - something between blond and brown, and that it was super trendy in 2014… I’m so late.
30 seconds long, unskippable advertisement on youtube?
lol nope, I didn’t wanna watch that video anyway.
I slept for so long that I’m lightheaded and exhausted and I feel like I need to go back to sleep…
My grandma is a fucking ninja.
She catches flies.
While they’re flying.
With her bare hand.
That awesome feeling when you wash your fluffy bathrobe and it comes out even fluffier :3
I hate pedantic people so much.
“I can’t look at this mess!"
well then, close your damn eyes!
My eyes hurt from this flash. But look, eyeliner (and I think some leftover strawberry on my lips…)! :D Took me forever to make those lines and they’re still wonky.
I’m 20 years old and I don’t like eating literally like 4 things and the “adults” are so mad every time I refuse to eat them as if I refused to eat altogether D: