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My name is Sylwia, but you can call me Mizu (it's because of my last name, not because I like water...).

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→Ten things to remember when you have a Polish girlfriend

My American boyfriend should absolutely read it! Btw it’s only 90% true, because you better not kiss my female friends!

failedhellos:

mysteampunkheart:

lam681:

winmu:

scullylovesqueequeg:

tamtoee:

yeahmicah:

thegirlinthesea:

spookydatrump:

note-inthepages:

Accurate post is accurate.

Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone

Lame

For those in retail.

I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.

So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an “x-medium”. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no “x-medium”. But she insisted, so I went and found her an “x-medium” (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, “THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!”

I’m a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water).Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said “NO this one’s fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.” I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can’t UNCOOK a steak.

When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me “now i want my new croissant” she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells “ma’am let me just tell you what we’re all thinking. fuck off, you stupid cunt.” I couldn’t stop laughing and she drove away in anger.

Most of the people like in the stories above know that they’re being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they’ll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.

That last bit of commentary though.

Wow, I have never experienced anything as crazy as that. The craziest thing was when I worked at Subway. I was the cashier and a guy who was about to pay for his sandwich yelled at me because it all was too expensive in his opinion. He was surprised with the cost even though the detailed pricing hangs overhead and all you have to do is look at it. And I wasn’t even the one preparing his sandwich and making him pick a lot of additional stuff. He was very angry, very argumentative and was obviously trying to get something for free or to pay less, but no manager in the world would stand on his side here, because well, you have to pay for what you bought. But in the end he paid, which he did by literally throwing his money at me.

failedhellos:

mysteampunkheart:

lam681:

winmu:

scullylovesqueequeg:

tamtoee:

yeahmicah:

thegirlinthesea:

spookydatrump:

note-inthepages:

Accurate post is accurate.

Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone

Lame

For those in retail.

I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.

So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an “x-medium”. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no “x-medium”. But she insisted, so I went and found her an “x-medium” (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, “THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!”

I’m a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water).
Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said “NO this one’s fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.” I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can’t UNCOOK a steak.

When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me “now i want my new croissant” she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells “ma’am let me just tell you what we’re all thinking. fuck off, you stupid cunt.” I couldn’t stop laughing and she drove away in anger.

Most of the people like in the stories above know that they’re being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they’ll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.

That last bit of commentary though.

Wow, I have never experienced anything as crazy as that. The craziest thing was when I worked at Subway. I was the cashier and a guy who was about to pay for his sandwich yelled at me because it all was too expensive in his opinion. He was surprised with the cost even though the detailed pricing hangs overhead and all you have to do is look at it. And I wasn’t even the one preparing his sandwich and making him pick a lot of additional stuff. He was very angry, very argumentative and was obviously trying to get something for free or to pay less, but no manager in the world would stand on his side here, because well, you have to pay for what you bought. But in the end he paid, which he did by literally throwing his money at me.

whenyouliveinwarszawa:

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Posted 1 year ago with 40 notes
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#warsaw #true
Unless you’re me, then you can remember only 0.8 xD

Unless you’re me, then you can remember only 0.8 xD

Posted 1 year ago with 656 notes
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#true #sad #personal #memory #xm
9gag:

My grandma every single time..

This.

9gag:

My grandma every single time..

This.

Posted 1 year ago with 516 notes
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#xm #true #personal
Posted 1 year ago with 45,057 notes
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#true #women

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

“Please never feel pressured to be very thin because we are always photoshopped in every picture that you see.”

One of the reasons I love Ashley and Shay.

Exactly! That’s my philosophy, since always. Except I don’t always eat in moderation, but shhh. 

Posted 1 year ago with 115,384 notes
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#diet #food #true #xl

lolsofunny:

I even procrastinate the things I want to do.

It’s actually a very sad truth about me… makes me sad every time. But not sad enough to stop procrastinating.

Posted 1 year ago with 164,452 notes
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#procrastinating #true #personal

sun-chimes:

The best thing about not having English as your first language is that you can always understand what English people are talking about but they won’t have any idea what you say if you talk in your native language it’s like a secret code language 

Yeah, supposing your native language is not some Spanish of French that everybody learns at school.

Nobody knows Polish, bwhahahaha :D

Posted 1 year ago with 27,087 notes
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#true #polish #personal #languages #xm

"The tempature is 120 Degrees Fahrenheit"

Posted 1 year ago with 74,656 notes
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#temperature #lol #true
I hit it so hard it regretted messing up with me!

I hit it so hard it regretted messing up with me!

Posted 1 year ago with 2,171 notes
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#typo #quote #true #life
happens to me all the time

happens to me all the time

Posted 1 year ago with 371,084 notes
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#xm #ellen #lol #true #happens
Posted 1 year ago with 125,283 notes
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#laptop #internet #true
Posted 1 year ago with 2,686 notes
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#shopping #true