I live in Poland. Warsaw, to be precise.
I love cute fluffy stuff and rock music.
I'm quite sporty. But only when the weather is nice.
I love travelling. I can be easily packed into a suitcase and taken with you to your country.
I'm keen on art. I draw and photograph.
I'm interested in many things, so there is a high chance that we have something in common!
Unless you’re me, then you can remember only 0.8 xD
“Please never feel pressured to be very thin because we are always photoshopped in every picture that you see.”
One of the reasons I love Ashley and Shay.
Exactly! That’s my philosophy, since always. Except I don’t always eat in moderation, but shhh.
I even procrastinate the things I want to do.
It’s actually a very sad truth about me… makes me sad every time. But not sad enough to stop procrastinating.
The best thing about not having English as your first language is that you can always understand what English people are talking about but they won’t have any idea what you say if you talk in your native language it’s like a secret code language
Yeah, supposing your native language is not some Spanish of French that everybody learns at school.
Nobody knows Polish, bwhahahaha :D
"The tempature is 120 Degrees Fahrenheit"
- Americans: OMG
- Canadians & europeans: ...
- Canadians & europeans: *open internet converter*
- Canadians & europeans: *converts to Celsius*
- Canadians & europeans: SHIT!
- what i said: i'm not religious
- what they heard: babies are so delicious i drink the blood of toddlers every morning and suck out your kid's soul hail satan
I hit it so hard it regretted messing up with me!
happens to me all the time
- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
- physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
